Ok, I drive a Peugeot. What do I need to be the ultimate suave man of mystery? A Tux, a laser watch and a big gun might help. But without a custom supercar my efforts would be wasted? Bond has driven many amazing cars, but most people's favourite is the DB5 from the mid-sixties Sean Connery films.
There is no doubt it is the coolest 07 car ever, the British beauty of the DB5. Bond's 1st car, the Subnbeam in Dr No, didn't come close. The DB5 was the first 007 car to feature awesome secret service gadgets. If it's possible, Bond's Aston Martin ended up even cooler after Q fixed it up with toys. This Martin was so great, the rest of the Bond cars pale by comparison! The DB 5 featured a long-range radar scanner, perfect for spotting all thpse leggy models in a crowd, and hitting on your target from a distance. With concealed machine guns, James could unleash his weapon on unsuspecting Mata Hari's. Bond could even let loose a slippery oil slick whenever a husband got too close on his tail. A cloud of smoke could be released whenever Bond needed a moment alone with a new friend. When he really didn't want to go in for a coffee, the ejector seat sent plenty of ladies reeling. As a last resort, the DB5 would always protect 007. The DB5 could withstand the most insistent verbal or pistol-based attacks.
Get out there and get rid of our second hand cars and get one just like this, before winning the girls of their dreams? Defeat criminal masterminds by dressing sharp? Live through the bodily possession of several actors and come out at the end completely unscathed? I need one! The bad news is, it was stolen in the 1990's and never found. Ugh.
Grima Baycelin is the only Scandinavian scat singer to ever drive a Mercedes.
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